Portia: I tell you what happens with our lives. We have our anniversary of when we got together, then we have Christmas, her birthday, my birthday and then Valentine’s day and by the end of that whole thing, we are exhausted and broke.

Ellen: I’m going to be with her until the day I die and I know that.

Portia: We just were kind of supposed to be together. That’s my side of the story.
Ellen: We were just supposed to be together.

Three years ago today I married the love of my life. Happy anniversary, Portia.

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ellenellen:

Ellen had Portia on her show today so that Portia could describe an animal that she saw in the backyard. There was a police sketch artist that sketched the animal, and an animal expert to see if they could figure out the animal’s species. It appears that Portia has discovered a new species!

Can somebody explain to be how they can be so adorable?

Hahaha, so cute!